Male, or Female?

If you have a choice, will you choose to be a
male, or female?

Not saying going for a transexual surgery, what I mean is.. born with it.

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For me, I'll definitely choose to be a girl, a woman.. Female that is.

Why? Let me tell you my reasons...

1. Females are excuse to be vain.. to be beauty & body conscious. We can have long or short hair, wear different colors of make up, go to beauty saloon and spa for some pampering. We can bring a mirror anywhere we go and look at it as long as we want.

And if a guy did the same thing.. he'll be labelled as "GAY".

2. It is OK if a female can't drive well, because she's a FEMALE. And if a guy drive very lauyah..he'll probably be teased for his entire life.

One more thing.. Accidents that ladies get involved in are usually the minor one like langgar tiang, or scratch the bumper. And the male drivers always think that they're super ganas in driving, like F1 driver like that.. zoom fast fast.. If accident, usually is those very serious one lor.

Agree?

3. It is true that females have to go thru the pain and hassle caused by menstruation cycle once every month. But hey, look at the bright side. Remember the chocolates and the power and right to simply "hantam" (scold) our boyfriends/husband if we see anything we beh-song and blame it all the our periods. Kekekkee. The previous 7 days to be treated like a queen. No.. more than a queen... like a king's mother, Emperess (Tai-Hou).

4. Oh yah, we can wear either skirts or pants. And male.. only boring pants.. And if he wears a skirt out, he kana liat (stare/look) like an alien and might have the risk of kana throw rotten eggs somemore.

5. Mother's Day is always more popular than Father's Day. We only sing "世上只有媽媽好" (Translation: There's only mother good in the world <- I love crappy translation lah) and "天下的媽媽都是一樣的” (Translation: All the mothers in the world are the same). Even Spice Girls also sing "Mama" and not "Papa". No songs for father one leh.

And also...the lovely carnations~ So the 9 months of big tummy, no waistline, nauseous is worth it. Oh.. I forgot to mention, that is also a woman's golden 9 months.. everyone have to listen to a pregnant lady and make sure she doesn't get angry kan?

6. We get to buy so many different kind of things.. Take shoes for example. Sandals, boots, flats, heels, wedges....So many many choice. And man.. they only need three, slipper, leather shoe and sport shoes.

7. Man has the convenient of pee standing up, saving a lot of time spent in the toilet. But, women will never kana marah because they will not drip all over the place or kana suruh to aim properly.

8. It is super malu it a man is impotent having the need to use viagra or tongkat ali..And super malu to seek help from doctor leh..

By the way..how does a doctor confirm if a man is impotent?

9. Women don't need to watch out when we're zipping our pants and the pain from kana-ing the crotch is sure much more teruk for man than woman. Kan?

10. In a relationship.. woman gets chocolate, flowers and diamonds... And man, they'll get feed by f___ only. [You naught people know what should be filled in the blank one]

Meaning, if the relationship doesnt work, woman can at least sell or pawned the jewelries.

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But that doesn't mean it's good to be a woman bor..

1. The milking part of our body gets saggy due to gravitational forces and aging. And women has to work really hard to keep them 90 degree above the ground.

2. Sizes are always simply assumed by lousy guys and mentioned like a joke. As for man, their size won't be revealed until the moment they dropped their pants.

3. The money spend on sanitary pads, beauty products and make up are enough to buy a car liao lor.

4. If a girl get pregnant before she gets married, she kana gossiped and say is stupid and rugi. And so daugthers always kana controlled, kana suruh stay at home and a curfew is given everytime she goes out.

Boy so free. Can simply go here and there.

5. If a girl sleep over at the guys house, she's cheap. She "offer" herself to the guys door and kana labelled as "slut".

6. The age range that a guy can date is so bloody big.. from 18 - 45.

When a guy is 18, he can date a 18 - 24.
When a guy is 28, he still can date a 18 - 34.
When a guy is 38, he still still can date 18 - 40.
When a guy is 48, he still still still can date 18 - 45.

Even a 80yrs old ah-pek also can marry a 18 years old!

Tell me, you still believe in "男女平等" meh?

"男女平等" - Fair in gender.

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So, what you think? MALE or FEMALE?

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Picture taken from "Transamerica"

NOTE: Please don't potray me as any of the examples I mentioned above okay. All those I said are simply made up for fun nya.

Don't get so serious lah.